Less ha ha funny and more he he funny

hachikosyndrome:

so this is PSO2’s superboss! it’s really fucking cool! it reminds me a little of the Sephiroth fights in KH.

neat thing about this fight is he gains a level per defeat he has a cap of 999 levels (this is me fighting him only lv. 3!) lv. 999 is RIDICULOUS from what i've seen 

here is a little graph on the changes, based on his level!

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cheeso:

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

McDonald’s Patchnotes

mirakurutaimu:

logmore:

Fixed bug where Filet-O-Fish’s low-poly model was being used at all view distances 

• Increased failure rate for each machine used to make or process food
• Drive-through cooldown increased from 300 seconds to 480
• Additional trash can added near left side doors
• Raccoons increased by 1
• Dumpster’s Stench Aura radius increased from 350 -> 500
• Cats decreased by 1
• Maximum staff clocked in at 2AM from 3 to 2
• Breakfast time changed to 2:30AM (was 3:00AM)

Dark Seer

• Vortex cooldown increased by 1 (now 29)

tamagotchi:

#This is a 3D representation of a group chat

phoneus:
“ abstractbody:
“ gibbon skeleton
”
hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully,...

phoneus:

abstractbody:

gibbon skeleton

hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?

[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

the only good JFK assassination theories

afumblingfool:

1. his head just did that

2. 

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